The ten commandments of a nerd
In response to Annie's Ten commandments of a teenage Girl, I shall create the ten commandments of a nerd.
I
Thou shall be weird
10
Thou shall understand thy pinciples of binary
III
Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's computer. Thou shall make thy neighbor covet thy computer.
IV
Thou shall play videogames. Preferably mindless and violent videogames
V
Thou shall know: HTML, C++, C, Java, or JavaScript.
VI
Thou shall have a Texas Instruments Calculator.
VII
Thou shall know the Quadratic Formula
VIII
Thou shall be aggravating.
IX
Thou shall argue as a sport.
X
Thou must remember that you are a Nerd, and never forsake that.
Thou shall be weird
10
Thou shall understand thy pinciples of binary
III
Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's computer. Thou shall make thy neighbor covet thy computer.
IV
Thou shall play videogames. Preferably mindless and violent videogames
V
Thou shall know: HTML, C++, C, Java, or JavaScript.
VI
Thou shall have a Texas Instruments Calculator.
VII
Thou shall know the Quadratic Formula
VIII
Thou shall be aggravating.
IX
Thou shall argue as a sport.
X
Thou must remember that you are a Nerd, and never forsake that.
Enjoy
Motor.On
Motor.On
posted by Motor.On at 9:09 PM
10 Comments:
Wonderful rules to live by! I love it!
2:57 PM
Yep.
Especially #3
3:12 PM
No! *Studies propeties of binary* Ok all done.
7:13 PM
yeah, i dont qualify as a nerd
7:14 PM
Binary?
Its base two
check out the wikipedia Article
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_numeral_system
3:56 PM
All yu really should know is this:
Computers use it
Its base two. ex: 2--> 10
3--> 11
3:57 PM
Oh! I realized why Calvin can't be here!
Quadratic Formula
9:06 PM
You are still part of the herd, be that good or bad.
9:25 PM
These are just commandments. Nerds break them all the time. If you fit 100 of them, then you're a seminerd. If you fit 1000 or more of them, then your a nerd in the 01'th degree.
8:17 PM
A.K.A.:
If you fit 3 you are a seminerd, if you fit 7, you are a nerd to the ??? degree
6:53 PM
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