Oboe Jokes

Answer thes if you can.

1)
Q: how do you get two oboists to play in tune?
A: Shoot One

2)
Q: Whats the difference between an Oboe and a Basoon?
A: Basoon Burns longer

3)
Q: Two obosits are in the back of a car. Who's driving?
A: THEIR MOM!

4)
Q:Whats the difference between a SCUD missle and a bad oboist?
A:A bad oboist could kill you.

5)
Q:Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: to get away from the oboe recital

6) Okay, here's a clarinet joke
Q: Whats the definiton of a "nerd"?

A: someone who owns an alto clarinet.

Random instruments:

7)
Q:If you threw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first?

A: Who cares?

8)
Q:Why is it good that drummers have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A:So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

9)
Q:Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?

A:So you don't have to retrain the drummers.

10)
Q:These two tuba players walk past a bar...

Well, it could happen!

11)
Q:What's the range of a tuba?

A:Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!

Motor.On the good Oboist.