More Commandments

Redneck Commandments (or as they say Com-EE-Nd-A-MEhNTS)

1
Yew sh-all tawlk like dis.
2
Yew will huv 1...2...3 cars that ain't got no motor
3
Yew sh-all live in Tennesse
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Yew ain't git yur numbers
10
Yew git a mo-bIle Hume.

FSM commandments

I
Thou shall have no pasta before me
II
Thou shall be a pirate
III
Thou shall reat thy neighbor as a pirate, unless they actually are a pirate
IV
If thine Neighbor is a pirate, thou shall give them free spaghetti
V
Thou shall be a pirate on Halloween
VI
Thou shall eat pasta
VII
Thou shall not agree with Intelligent Design
VIII
Thou shall realize that all science shall not be trusted, due to the pasta-ness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
IX
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is not a Monster, more of a misunderstood diety
X
Thou shall be a pirate. I know Its on here twice. Its that important.

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