Civilization

Not the game.

Okay, I am ging to try and make sense of Civilization, and the various stages it goes through. After these Important messages:

Eric.... NvM

Okay, back to the show.

First and most basic: How do we eat?

Also known as Hunter-Gatherers

Second: When do we eat?

A more advanced stage, early civilizations such as Sumer experienced this. There wasn't enough food to go do something besides wait for food

Third: Okay, I'm Bored with Eating.

This would be more advanced civilizations such as Egypt. Exposion of Art or Warfare

Fourth: I'm Going to steal your food

Rome. Conqueroring Empires such as rome, France, Austria, Spain

Fifth: Make me my food! Or Else!

This is us in the past, we live in cities and have ~1% farms. Basically, nothing food related happens anymore besides eating. No worrys about eating.

Sixth: OH My GOD! I Ate TOO MUCH!

This is recent us. Atkins, and other extremist religious groups outbreak threatening civilization as we know it

Seventh: It is OK to be fat, ugly and worthless.

This is the Self-Esteem phase, peple are OK with being fat, and the average lifespan drops to 35.

Eighth (?): WHEN DO I EAt?

drop back to first because people want to eat, and nothing but eat. Art dies, replaced by weirdos on the street destorying vinyl and complaining about how life suks. (RAP/rappers)


OKay, that was lame. I know

Eric......................



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